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  • Surviving Monopoly: Mayfair, Jail, Repeat

    A “quick game” of Monopoly is never quick. It’s a slow, cardboard unravelling of trust: bankers accused of fraud, rules replaced by vibes, and one person quietly plotting a board flip like it’s a civic duty. Family bonding, but with…

  • When your trolley chooses violence

    A supermarket trolley should be a simple partnership. Then one wheel goes rogue and suddenly you’re diagonally line-dancing through Aisle 5, sweating with pride, refusing to swap carts like it’s a moral failing. Modern life, but with tinned tomatoes.

  • The invisible weight they carry

    Patriarchy doesn’t always shout. Sometimes it naps. This piece looks at the quiet ways domestic life trains men to protect their rest first—while chores and emotional labour become “shared” in theory only. Awareness is the starting line.

  • Suspended: Notes from a hospital waiting room

    Hospital waiting rooms sit in a fold of time: not quite life, not quite medicine. We don’t look at each other, except we do. Teal chairs, fluorescent hum, held breath. Alone, then oddly connected — just waiting for permission to…

  • Sunshine amnesia: barbecues, blankets and barely warm beers

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    England does sunshine like it’s a celebrity cameo: unpredictable, brief, and capable of making grown adults abandon laundry in favour of sitting on damp grass with warm beer and unearned optimism. I used to fear the sun. Now I’m out…

  • Slang Wars

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    Ever sent your child the perfect parenting message, only to get a reply that crushes your millennial soul? I explore the linguistic battlefield between generations and why “K” hurts more than rejection.


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