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Time wanderers, unite. It’s 2025.

Our phones buzz in synchronised patterns with New Year’s greetings, Duolingo reminders, & notifications from the workout app that we downloaded in a burst of midnight optimism.

Welcome to the shared human experience of trying, failing and trying again.

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The Xmas Hunger Games

Peace on earth, goodwill to… whoever gets the last parking space. I’m writing about Christmas shopping as a full-contact sport—traffic gods, Mariah, and physics-defying bags included. You’ll laugh, then wonder why we call it “festive”.

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Slang Wars

Ever sent your child the perfect parenting message, only to get a reply that crushes your millennial soul? I explore the linguistic battlefield between generations and why “K” hurts more than rejection.

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40 plus: No FOMO, Only JOMO

This is for anyone tired of competing with imaginary prodigies online. At 40, success looks like getting through the day with dignity and at least one matching shoe. Come for JOMO, stay for the relief of opting out.

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Ghosts of friendships past

Friendship breakups happen in silence, without drama or closure. Just the strange emptiness where someone used to be. Why losing friends hurts differently than romantic heartbreak.

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The 3AM Club

Welcome to the 3AM Club, where insomnia meets existential dread and your brain decides it’s the perfect time to solve the universe. Sleep is overrated anyway, right?

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